Thrilla in Minnesota
Sorry, I couldn’t get it to rhyme exactly.
The drawn out victory of Al Franken over Norm Coleman in the Minnesota senate race is interesting to me for exactly one reason: Al Franken won because the rules say he won.
It is almost certain that Coleman received hundreds or maybe even a few thousand more votes than Franken. But more of the valid, countable votes went to Franken, not Coleman. Under the rules that were in effect on November 4, 2008, absentee ballots were required to be cast in a precise, well defined and adequately disseminated manner and, as it turns out, a big clump of absentee ballots cast for Coleman did not meet that standard. Too bad for Norm Coleman.
This reminds me of an election held eight years earlier in Florida in which Republican county commissioners ran their elections a damn sight better than Democrat county commissioners ran theirs. The Republicans focused on making sure that the voting machines in their counties were in good working order and that polling station staff were well trained and knew what to do in the event of an unforeseen issue. They also took the time, trouble and expense to assure that Republican voters knew how to operate the machines and cast their ballots.
The Democrats focused almost entirely on rounding up people who had never voted in their lives and dumped them en masse at polling stations staffed by people with grossly inadequate training. The inevitable results were as predictable as an Al-Qaeda attack using airplanes. Everyone should have known exactly what the outcome was going to be.
Well, this time the chads fell the other way. Norm Coleman won more votes, but Al Franken won the election — fair and square. You won’t be hearing me saying: “Not my senator!” Well, actually, you might, because I don’t live in Minnesota, but you get the point. Should Coleman have disputed the election as vigorously and tenaciously as he did? Absolutely yes! And, apparently, he did a much better job of following the law and leaving no stone unturned than Al Gore in 2000.
Gore might have actually beaten Bush in Florida if he hadn’t tried to finagle his way to victory by cherry-picking Democrat controlled counties in which to fight. But the fact remains: Under the rules in effect on November 7, 2000, George Bush won the Florida Presidential election — both in votes and in allocation of electors. So get over it if you are still simmering about Katherine Harris (whose only role in the election was to certify the results) and some Fox News consultant (who happened to be related to Bush).



